Today I’m sharing a chuckle-worthy post by Dave Barry. Enjoy!
“You want to lose ten pounds but you don’t have a personal trainer like the celebrities do? Well, you will just have to rely on willpower. And of course you don’t HAVE any willpower.
If you did, you’d be doing stomach crunches right now, instead of reading this. But there you sit, limp-like, while the millions of fat cells in your thighs mate furiously and give birth to gigantic litters.”
LOL! Hope you enjoyed this fun post. Please share your healthy eating tips in the comments below.
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